Via Why You Should Be Proactive with Bad News

I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that reporters do not know the bad news yet.

I crack up every time I look at this quote. The fact that he then goes on to quote Sun Tzu, while commenting on one of my bugaboos (withholding bad news rather than taking control of the situation), and spelling “mold” as “mould,” is just the icing on the cake.